When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
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I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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