Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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