Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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