Joe is yelling at the trees again.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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