Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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