Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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