No stitches, just platelets and will power
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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