We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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