she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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