Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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