Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
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I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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