Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
it hurts more in the daytime
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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