why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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