at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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