they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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