It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
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my sisters under your porch take her home
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
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I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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