it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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