Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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