I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
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What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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