Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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