This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
He kissed a someone with a penis
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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