you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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