I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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