If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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