i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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