I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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