4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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