In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.