i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
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Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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