If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
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when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
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JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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