You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you have to choose: penises or morals?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
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i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
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how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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