why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You were trust falling into bushes
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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