your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
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He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
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I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I came so hard my ears popped.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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