:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Randomize
