What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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