also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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