In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
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There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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