Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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