I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
