I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
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why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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