are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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