I think im going to throw up on grandma
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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