she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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