he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Houston, we have a squirter
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Randomize
