i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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