Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Bring me that man meat
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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