They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
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High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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