Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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