she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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