I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I still have a little drunk in my system
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