I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
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At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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