Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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