you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
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OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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