i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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