literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
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I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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