what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
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What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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