i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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