They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
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If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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