Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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