if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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then he tried to convert me to islam
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
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Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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