Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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