Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
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Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?