The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
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I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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