im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby