you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
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You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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