i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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